“I must’ve been the first one, I followed that storm right in,” the former president said. “I saw the devastation, it was a travesty, it was viscous, it was water. The water was the worst we’d ever seen. It was a water hurricane, that’s what it was.”
Thank Gawd, it wasn’t an Earth hurricane. - Hërr GröpenFührer probably
water, Earth, fire, and wind hurricanes are nothing compared to heart hurricanes.
Just wait until until we get Earth Wind & Fire hurricanes. 200 mph gust of jazz ain’t nothing to joke about.
Those only come on the 21st of September
Signs like a real ball of confusion.
They only come round in September though.
scene of massive devastation with buildings leveled, trees thrown about like toys, cars smashed and thrown about. A lone shivering rain-soaked woman stands before her wrecked home, sobbing as she tells a local news crew her ordeal
" It was horrible. At first, the rains started, and then slowly, a soft sound was heard. A soft, comforting melody, I thought. I was wrong. Soon, the massive tone driven soul of Keep Your Head To The Sky was all around us smashing into buildings with the force of 6 Grammys and 4 American music awards. It quickly switched to Shining Star and reached the force of a number 1 hit on the Hot 100, and the roof gave way during the chorus." She broke down again, sobbing before muttering “I lost my husband on the back end of the storm when Let’s Groove started after the eye passed over. I don’t know what to do!”
she turns back to her ruined life, knowing the Earth Wind and Fire hurricanes are getting stronger with each passing year.