Lmao. This fucking guy.

Gríma Wormtongue had more redeeming qualities than this toady. And he ate a fucking hobbit!

I’m shocked the party of pedophilia would keep this under wraps.

Shocked, I tell you!

^^ok ^^I’m ^^not ^^shocked ^^at ^^all

Hear me out:

NATO members all get new phones, and when this douche-canoe goes back to Trump to give him the inevitable rim-job, they shut off the old ones, call a snap meeting, and make the decision to punch Russia right in the cocksucker. "Oops. Sorry, chap. Guess we forgot to tell you before you left. Anyhoo, tally-ho and off to war!

Lmao. These idiots are fucked. You vote for your own demise and then cry about how fucked you are going to be.

The dems checked out of this fight.

She’s in Hawaii, and the dems who lost are not showing up for judicial appointments, and they are barely squeaking by.

They talk a big talk but are absolutely limped dicked when it comes to actual fighting.

Republicans have zero empathy, therefore zero humor or sarcasm function. It’s usually beaten out of them by their father or mother.

Oh, the Mariana Trench State? That shit is ^deep.

His face is like if Nixon and Jack Nicholson had a mutant bastard child who lives off coke, botox, and shame.

What a mess.

Totes for REALS this time, man! We will go fucking ape on your ass!

Uruk-hai in high command whispering to ork:

^^Demetri, ^^they ^^like ^^work…right?

You guys pull this off, and we will throw you a super soft party when we get our shit together. Don’t know when that will be, but we will try our damnest.

Nah. We get RFK Jr. and his worm eaten brain to get us out of this

Dr. Oz is in charge of killing the elderly.

Well…we doing The Stand now, guys?

Guess I picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue

Can he end it? Probably not.

Can he sweep up US citizens in his quest to destroy our economy, food supply, and housing?

Absolutely

Like everything else, the money for this will be spent on orgy-yachts for the Uruk-hai.

Sounds like a front man for Jones.

Meth factories increase production

“We are doing our part, boss!”

twitching and jaw grinding intensifies

They ate all the hay. Now they saber rattle to get more.

Next administration will probably sweep stuff like this under the rug and tell people to eat more carrots to build nAtUrAl ImMuNiTy.

Now give them a thousand tomahawks and the location of every single Putin palace.

I’ll take Trump Fucked it up for $500, Alex.

The question…it’s a Daily Double!