Mayor Poopington

Enough community service hours to cover the amount the stole. Paid at minimum wage, of course.

For when you run out of 5.56 before third period biology

call it a focus village or soemthing

I would so pay extra to sit in the machine gun turret

Yes. Source: this song https://open.spotify.com/track/244w7BpXC62Dc5dAtQryAv?si=d85b5cf7b92a4d72

https://media1.tenor.com/m/_FZp7WJQIXgAAAAC/brain-slug.gif

Scruffy’s gonna get one of them $300 haircuts. This one’s lost its pizzazz.

Weird, my GI doctor said the same thing

I have no issues with piracy, but streaming pirated materials is just dumb. Streaming pirated materials of a company that is known for being litigious? Just put your whole dick in the wasp nest.

That’s why this is funny.

ugh don’t get my hopes up

Probably because most people don’t speak Ukrainian

So that means people voted pro choice and still voted for the guy that will enact a federal ban

The next time I see the word slam it better be like that time Hulk smashed Loki into the floor

Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I’m keeping them away from you.

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

You must be fun at parties

Just wait until until we get Earth Wind & Fire hurricanes. 200 mph gust of jazz ain’t nothing to joke about.

Well that was quite a read. Margaret Thatcher?? Even I have standards. The Onion couldn’t top this court case.

Is anyone on fortnite old enough to vote?

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995