“Yeah, I’ll take a Cortez”.
“Is Pelosi okay?”.
“Ugh, have a Sanders”.
“No, all out”.
“Okay, I’ll take a Pelosi”.

touch ~/avocado ?

Ogre

Are they a cat? Maybe someone should tell them that it’s not a snake.

Boost has a filter so if a post has a keyword, it just doesn’t exist. I can just say no, I don’t care to hear about Trump for a month or so, thanks. And not have to leave the politics sub.

Eggs can both be literal and an innuendo (I’m sorry, I feel gross saying this)

Note on the one that I know, Massachusetts was only a change to the minimum wage for tipped workers. (And I’m sad it failed). The restaurant industry spent solid cash on this.

Edit: also in MA was the right for Uber drivers to unionize, and that looked like it passed last I checked.

Insert Shocked pikachu face

In a linked article at the bottom, about Dems still hoping to take the house, there’s a brain dead quote:

“We swung the pendulum too far to the left,” Rep. Ritchie Torres, D-N.Y.

Is THAT what they are thinking? What in the ever living fuck.

But he’ll have to wait in line, and we all know how that goes

Free rent, or so they thought

So you’re saying prices will go up 99%

We have dice from them, the funny shaped dice are great to look at, terrible to stack

Given an infinite number of peers, any research paper can get peer reviewed

I’m hopeful, but not as optimistic as you. Vote, get your friends to vote, and convince your friends to get their friends to vote.

From the article: “Experts have warned against over-interpreting early polling data, as the subsamples of those who say they have already submitted their ballot have larger margins of error.”

Sat on it for too long, now there’s a stain

But a mistress that he’s trying to cover up? That’s plausible.

That’s unfair to BMW drivers. Those don’t come standard with turn signals.

They’re eating the votes… Of the people that live there…

That does it, I’m not voting for him.

Edit: he jokingly nommed on a turkey costume and an ice cream cone.