Tim Walz Played Crazy Taxi (With AOC) - Aftermath
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netEnglish
    105·
    25 days ago

    “I don’t remember exactly how that story went,” Walz explained of the discrepancies in the narrative, before worrying playfully, “I probably should: The Republicans will, like, accuse me of never having a Dreamcast or something, you know how they are.”

    Someone told me they imagine me as Tim Walz the other day, and now I see it too.

  • SquirtleHermit@lemmy.world
    1943·
    25 days ago

    Tim stop! I already voted for you, I can’t vote any harder!!!

    Do Jet Grind Radio next and I’ll steal the election for you!

  • Psythik@lemmy.world
    22·
    25 days ago

    Speaking of which, does anyone know the best way to play Crazy Taxi on PC at 4K? The official PC port is so bad and so outdated that it’s completely unplayable.

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
    138·
    25 days ago

    I would take a VP that streams himself playing games for 4 years. It would be far better than whatever Vance’s plans are.

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          24 days ago

          I disagree. The only difference in the openly corrupt opportunism between Cheney and Vance is that Cheney owned a construction and oil company.

          • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.worldEnglish
            4·
            24 days ago

            Maybe I didn’t communicate well. I agree they’re both openly corrupt opportunists. The difference is that Cheney is also a good strategist.

            If Cheney wasn’t evil and corrupt, he could have made a really positive impact on the country. Vance doesn’t have any useful qualities that I can see, unless you value shamelessness.

            • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
              2·
              24 days ago

              What makes you think Vance is a bad strategist and Cheney a good one? Cheney’s strategies were unmitigated disasters if you view them as having a goal beyond personal enrichment.

              If nothing else the fact that he has to come out in opposition to his own party a decade after his vice presidency proves he made major miscalculations on domestic and party politics.

              Vance might be a creepy fascist weirdo but he didn’t fall out of the coconut tree as it were, he’s part of a political network and directly tied to MAGA strategy. I don’t know how personally responsible he is for any of it but dismissing him as completely irrelevant to strategy seems a mistake. Even if he just repeats the strategies of others he’s still made himself a part of the process.

              I’d even argue that Vance is more of a strategist than Trump is himself, if only because he’s provedly literate. He has direct connections to the kingmakers of the modern American fascist/technocrat movement and presumably wasn’t just chosen for servility.

              Tl;Dr the existence of Vance as a relevant figure in MAGA proves Cheney was bad at strategy, and if it was only about personal enrichment Cheney wouldn’t have bothered to say anything.

              Tl;Dr;Dr: Was Cheney actually good at strategy, or did people just say he was because they thought Bush was an idiot?

              • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.worldEnglish
                3·
                24 days ago

                Cheney wanted to start a war in the middle east for personal enrichment, and he made that happen. That’s a huge deal, especially given he was just VP. Yes, terrible for the country, but really quite an accomplishment. I have seen no evidence that Vance has skills beyond just saying what he thinks people want to hear (regardless of accuracy).

                • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
                  1·
                  24 days ago

                  I see what you mean, but I think you’re sleeping on how much Vance’s personal influence has expanded by becoming a national name and counting some chickens before they hatch. I, for one, don’t count him out yet as the potential legal successor to an obese old man with cognitive decline and I don’t have enough remaining faith in America to consider making that play a bad one.

                  Here’s hoping I’m wrong, and their side will have lost votes by saying the quiet points out loud, not gained them.

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
          3·
          24 days ago

          “Fascism is imperialism applied at home.”

          A ruthless neocon war criminal like Cheney, in a time honored tradition going back to the Romans themselves who viewed the Republic as something for Rome and not its territory, is upset that the inevitable termination of the path of liberalism will be applied to American citizens instead of brown people living on top of the resources he wants.