I have like 3 different 3 wolf moon shirts, but this one is my favorite interpretation:

I got the original on Steam a while back because I was craving to play it again, and I couldn’t even really stomach my way through the whole tutorial segment because hoo boy the controls were dated. That’s the main reason I am looking forward to these; tighten up the controls to be modern, now that we’ve actually figured them out for 3D environments.

This kind of thing always makes me wonder how the heck I got through them when they were new. It’s very much not like riding a bike lol

Did they pull a Sonic with this? That teaser a while back looked like utter shit, but this actually looks like a good adaptation here.

Also: “As a child, I yearned for the mines” lol

Gotta take one of the 2 slices where the fat slab of cheese was placed before someone else takes 'em.

“Would you like an after dinner mint? It’s only wafer thin.”

List of people who were mean to me and should be spanked Case No. 7:24-cv-00114-K IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS WICHITA FALLS DIVISION

What the fuck is this even for?

Like most Microsoft hardware made after a certain year: Microsoft fans who will literally buy a box of feces if M$ sold it.

Most people I’ve seen making claims of what “real” pizza is tend to point at a traditional Napolese pizza, which is just basically a cheese pizza. They also tend to say that’s where pizza was invented, despite evidence that pizza has practically always existed since humans invented bread. Pretty much every single culture on Earth has some kind of flat bread+sauce+topping food.

Good point.

I don’t get how kids can be unsafe because of other kids being dumbasses. I guarantee the majority of the hate symbolism and speech on Steam’s forums, is from people under the age of 18. Kids are fucking little shits. Especially when they have no supervision, like on the Steam forums.

Honestly, I have more free and open source apps and programs on my PC and phone than not because the exact opposite of this meme has been my experience.

The phrasing in the quoted bit seems more like they’re simply comparing they’re left-leaning extremism to other, supposedly extreme leftist subreddits based on the kind of discussions and topics within the subs and not the ideologies themselves.

You can if you get it on PC and install mods to be able to.

The context here is hilarious. Makes it seem like farming simulator is some kind of super subversive, fucked up thing we shouldn’t allow children to play. lol

“What if they actually become farmers? That’s not what we want for our children is it?”

Working on my hands and knees on concrete, gravel, or dirt. Or just walking around with shit-quality pants. As a kid? Eating shit on my skateboard or rollerblades.

The chocolate one, maybe? I don’t remember who owns the factory in Oakdale and I haven’t been in a few years anyway. And the state fair is fairly commercialized. The rest of the food festivals are all pretty much just local events with not a corporate sponsor in sight.

It’s not a proper American burger without Kraft singles.

Just in my immediate area I could go to (when they’re being held that is):

A peach festival, a garlic festival, a chocolate festival, the state fair which is like a giant stereotype all of its own, an apricot festival, a Sturgis satellite thing, classic car festival and tribute to American Graffiti fucking up traffic downtown, and so many more I haven’t personally been to or even heard of, I’m sure.

We celebrate everything because then we have an excuse to party.

Well, not really. There was a time when it was Valve staff and volunteer moderators under their direction. But that was before their discussion forums got integrated into Steam directly and there was a bajillion games on it.

Though I am confident they could actually hire people to handle it if they wanted to. Or were forced to. Steam makes a bit of profit, I’m sure.

I honestly don’t know if I would just hit the random button and save myself or purposely not choose to be rewarded with the sweet release of death.