This is gonna be the longest fucking four years of my life. And I live near a coastal river. I don’t know whether I’ll end up in the gay camps, the ADHD camps, or drowned due to climate change.

Fascism sucks donkey nuggets.

I hope the asteroid comes soon.

Falling Stars was a good indie low budget film I saw recently. A little sci-fi, a little fantasy.

Here’s the trailer. Here ya go!

Elonia Trump.

Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.

Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?

Didn’t Hitler kill the other popular Nazi leaders because he feared their ability to take over the party?

That will be a fun day of news.

Twitter dies when advertisers realize there’s no money in paying to advertise there. The moment it becomes more advantageous to pay for the ads somewhere else, it collapses.

It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

They should make sanders or Cortez the head of the DNC and be done with it.

(I know that’s not how it works, but still.)

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That’s where it’ll go.

One last hurrah from dark Brandon and his nuclear football would really change that electoral count.

THIS is the bad place!

Oh, I know it. They don’t believe that’s how tariffs work because “Trump said so!!!¡1!”

Here I am remembering my AP US History, crying.

My whole family voted for Donald Trump. I’m gay. They voted for me and my friends to get murdered so gas prices would go down.

Any EU guys want a neurodivergent American boyfriend? I could really use an out.

To the camps, I think?

I’ll be there once he gets to the gay part of the list.

Is it tho??

I thought it was because I was having a whole bunch of gay sex. Damn.

Even then, the maga people will claim it’s a fake election with ballot stuffing like Russia does.

There’s no winning. If they win, they won. It they lose, they won. If they lose a hell of a lot, they won so much it hurts.

Well, that’s how you make a good curse.