Lmao

They know, that’s the point.

Yes

Yell yeah probably in about 4 and a half years if we’re lucky

I would commit some unspeakable acts if it meant Valve released a revised Steam Machine

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One time Hobby Lobby bought part of the Epic of Gilgamesh that had previously gone missing to display at a Christian convention or some shit

Fuck yeah I don’t care how bad it is I’ll take six

Vance wishes he was a hillbilly. The fucker puts cast iron in the dishwasher.

Maybe the vaccines come pre installed

I’m willing to get this will increase the amount of actual ethnic slurs.

You forgot to mention the DLC will only be available through paid “surprise mechanics” (lootboxes)

This went so well last time

Cannot wait to not purchase it.

I think Bernie could live another hundred years if it means seeing M4A in the US

“small government”

As long as you’re a Cis white Christian male that didn’t go to college

I’ve never heard of this guy. Is he literally just a Fox News anchor?

I don’t make banana bread very often because I make a damn good banana bread from a recipe my mother showed me (that I’m certain she got online) and I have absolutely zero self control, so the entire load will be gone in two to three days.

Special thanks to the folks who didn’t vote this election! Couldn’t have done it without you!

And R Kelly named Secretary of Health and Human Services.