Does coffee make your testicles swell and float like frame 3?
I hope so
And I hope y’all know they’re knees and are just being silly on the Internet
The order of my understanding was, “wtf are those, ah swollen testicles of course,” and finally, “oh, knees”
what are those… plungers? in the tub?
“How many
hot dogscups of coffee do youeatdrink on a daily basis?”“Yes”
literally me but with tea
I have a friend who pretty much drinks nothing but tea. No water, coffee, alcohol, soft drinks etc. And he does get his 2-3 litres of fluids per day in like that.
… caffeinated tea? Is he not dead? That’s like, 500 mg after a short Google search.
Tea doesn’t have that much usable caffein if you let it steep longer than maybe 3 minutes. Also, we don’t know how diluted the tea is.
You drink 2-3 liters of water a day? That sounds like alot.
I had to go to the company doctor years ago, it was mandatory when you just started working there.
One of the questions was how much coffee I consume each day.
“1 on some days 2” I answered.
He goes off by saying that’s great, 2 cups is the max you should drink each day because if you get too much caffeine in your system it builds to much pressure on your muscles or nerves, I don’t remember.
After that, we looked at each other in silence for a good 10 or 15 seconds before I began stammering: “cu… cups?? No, no. I meant 1 or 2 pots a day…”
He had mini meltdown and went off on me how bad that was for my body.
You can avoid this type of confusion if you just get a bigger cup
My dude heard the glass break when you said pots. Went full hunter from l4d2
Doesn’t having 2 or 3 cups a day, actually a good thing?
If you filter coffee through a paper filter then there are negligible health benefits to drinking coffee which are probably more than offset by the caffeine.
If you don’t filter it through a paper filter then the cafestol probably negates the benefits before you have to weigh them against the negatives of the caffeine.
What about decaf coffee?
I only play a doctor on TV, but in my professional opinion it grows hair on your teeth.
Pretty sure that is the cause of cancer
Could you be more specific about the negligible health benefits of coffee and the downsides of caffeine? As a regular coffee drinker, I’ve done some searching to try and gauge the long-term risks of consuming ~100-200mg of caffeine per day, and couldn’t really find anything. The medical sources I’ve seen basically say the long term risk is practically non-existent unless you have a specific sensitivity to caffeine, but I’m curious if you’ve seen something different.
It’s linked to increased blood pressure, increased risk of heart disease, kidney problems, etc, but as you mention there’s not anything rock solid and there’s also relatively recent studies that show positive effects.
For people that intake less than 400mg a day.
That’s the tricky bit. Do you know how many mgs of caffeine you take in on a daily basis?
Right, yeah that’s sort of the conclusion I’ve reached - sort of a “correlation may not imply causation” type situation.
I drink one 300g cup of coffee a day, except on very rare instances where I’ll have like two or three cups in a day. My average daily caffeine intake is probably around ~100mg, which is well under any demonstrably dangerous limits that I’ve seen.
I’m not a doctor nor am I an expert, so hopefully not being taken as an authoritative source here, but my understanding is similar to yours regarding caffeine.
Yup
No
Yes, but 4-6 cups seems to be a better thing.
Yes but 6-∞ Is better
I HAVENT SLEPT IN DAYS WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ALL I SEE IS ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE. I NEED MY DIRTY BEAN WATER!!
Remember Kids: Drugs are bad! Except for coffee, which lets you work harder and increases your employers profits.
Also alcohol to cope with the stress!
Irish up that coffee, and you can do both at once!
I drink coffee for the joy of it, it doesn’t increase my productivity.
When was the last time you tried not drinking coffee for a week?
Did it for 3 months once. That was hell
This is why I hate this stuff. I hate people joking about how much coffee they’re drinking because they have so much work to do and don’t get to sleep. Meanwhile, every coffee joke sounds like this to me.
Why does he ask? I’m not seeing the problem.
All the acidity breaks down your tooth enamel of course
Not that this doctor would do anything about teeth, those are luxury bones, he doesn’t work on those, just everything else
Coffee isn’t very acidic. It’s around pH 5. Enamal is damaged by anything less than 5.5, so coffee is bad, but not very.
Where do i get that cannon?
taco bell bathroom
Best I can do:
But you get no coffee money shot by singing.whoa. You win my lemmy feed for the day. <3 This is fun to sing in my head.
I like where this is going
