His other leg:

But only if you’re a barberian.

Ah, thanks. I didn’t remember it correctly. With the additional ending it’s so much better. “The spoom. It claimed another victim”. 😂

And a rare SFW one.

Let me guess…

So sleep is for the weak?

It’s just crap like this

And hey, now they have multibrick, so it’s not that bad, right?

Uhm… no.

Reminds me on this old joke:
A man running from the police runs into the Catholic church and hides in confession box.

Another person enters the other side and says “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”.

The man not wanting to get caught says, “What have you done my daughter?”

She says, “I have had anal sex with my boyfriend, I know sex is for making children, please forgive me . What is my penance?”

The man not knowing what to say, quickly opens his side of the confession box and sees a choir boy walking by , “Hey Kid what does the Priest give for anal sex?”

He responds, “A can of pop and a bag of chips”

Forking orange shirtball

Du hast unseren Bandnamen falsch geschrieben.

Yes, it’s unavoidable. A special a capella edition from the Wise Guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFShuOwRbg

What god is that mouse?

With a one-liner for each.

A power bottom?