I think you may have just figured out alzheimers. You can’t go nutting away all of your memories.

Yukon gold potatoes.

This sorta applies to the way I typically do it (maybe). I spray-and-pray on 9+ out of 10, because most are mass-posted bullshit. I’m not redoing a cover letter for every bullshit posting.

But if it is clear an actual person is involved (e.g. there is a person’s e-mail listed as a direct point-of-contact or it’s on a small company’s website among only a handful of positions) and/or it is for a job I think I’d really like, I spend more time tailoring everything.

Best of both worlds (potentially).

Nice.

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If you’ve not yet tried putting an OS on an NVME drive, it’ll change your life. Or at least speed up your computing.

Does coffee make your testicles swell and float like frame 3?

OK Google, how do I reattach a penis?

why tho?

Imagine turning on a black light inside the Vomit/Semen Comet.

Joke’s on them, I won the robot dogs over with my pets and can turn the sentry turrets against the guards.

I’m ranked platinum in Rocket League, which is pretty damn impressive if you know nothing about Rocket League rankings.

That was the day OP learned to slice bread like a machine.

“When Putin nuts, I intend to keep sucking, folks.”

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.

Love the sinner, not the sin.

Not pills. Mostly, they send the poop transplant through your nose, apparently, often after mixing it with 4% milk.

I, too, wish I hadn’t learned it, but it all happened so fast.

WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!!!

Get out and vote, people! Let’s not wake up a few months from now and find we’ve re-elected Donald Trump.

Dm’d

This person makes really beautiful digital art that features a lot of power lines. I think it’s really cool. Example: