I feel an urge to go play Horizon Zero Dawn now.

They’re guard dogs

Because musk is an ignorant child redditor…that is why.

Because time travellers keep appearing with guns?

If not fren, why fren shaped

I’d like to pet it with a .50 cal.

Keep the proles out.

The body is Rottweiler-sized, segmented into overlapping hard plates like those of a rhinoceros. The legs are long, curled way up to deliver power, like a cheetah’s. It must be the tail that makes people refer to it as a Rat Thing, because that’s the only ratlike part - incredibly long and flexible.

The grass under the Rat Thing is beginning to smoke.

“Careful. Supposedly they have really nasty isotopes inside,” Hiro says behind her… “A radioactive substance that makes heat. That’s its energy source.”

“How do you turn it off?”

“You don’t. It keeps making heat until it melts.”

The body converges to a sharp nose. In the front it bends down sharply, and there is a black canopy, raked sharply like the windshield of a fighter plane. If the Rat Thing has eyes, this is where it looks out.

As part of Mr. Lee’s good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido’s in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.

Because real dogs refuse the job.

Because not spend $10,000 on $1,000 worth of security camera system instead of helping poor people. Rich bastards.

If you encounter one of these, absolutely don’t pet it. Instead, kick it. Run over it. Perhaps, light that little robot fucker on fire. But definitely don’t pet it.

will it also say “move along citizen there is nothing to pet here” in a male robot voice?

Because they’re eating the dogs, the people that stay there, they’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live around there, and this is what’s happening in our country, and it’s a shame.

Shitty ass movie life

oh cool/good