Everything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.

You mean the same ACA that they plan on abolishing. It’ll be hilarious watching his voters when the leopards get to the eating. It’ll give everyone over here on SSDI Island a preview of the end times.

It’s harder for satire to get ahead when reality is better at it.

I say replace all the bathrooms with genderless-only ones. You can’t use them if you have any gender, sorry.

Yeah yeah keep squawking.

That must be his drug-fueled orgy nickname. Self-appointed, naturally. As opposed to Trump’s orgy nickname, Jaundiced Toad.

Make it public you cowards.

You go get them soldiers lol If you manage to survive then tell us how it worked out for ya.

Of course a lot of these, particularly this with nearly or entirely US users, just put the US at the top. Which is smart. I’d expect shit based on other countries to do likewise, especially non-English sites.

Better hurry, Trump’s rubber stamp DOJ will kill this faster than a cop encountering a dog.

Who would have thought that a dictator hates democracy.

Or, now hear me out, Socialism.

Civ 6, Fallout 4

Too bad we can’t flag them a terrorist organization and outlaw their existence. Now we’re stuck with them, excuse me, the Trump Cultists, in charge of the entire federal government.

Sure, stopping billion dollar, profit-driven corporate media conglomerates should be super easy.

Maybe somebody could help him along.

It’s made out of NFTs.

MFer will probably die before Half-Life 3 is made.

Ugh, talk about a bad way to go. I once got food poisoning that needed a trip to the hospital, which is what ecoli is. I needed 2 units of water. Fortunately I’m not at risk so it cleared up fine with some antibiotics. But sitting yourself to death, while it sounds funny, is actually kinda awful.