Probiotics last about 48 hours in your gut before your own microbiome out competes them and they die off. That’s why you need to have another everyday.
Just get a fecal matter transplant and kick-start off a whole new microbiome from a healthier person.
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I’d rather drink yogurt every day than take poop pills tbh, but I respect other people’s choices.
I was being somewhat facetious
Not pills. Mostly, they send the poop transplant through your nose, apparently, often after mixing it with 4% milk.
I, too, wish I hadn’t learned it, but it all happened so fast.
“In the United States, human feces has been regulated as an experimental drug since 2013.”
Best sentence in the entire article.
Me 😈
I was today years old when I saw probiotic as opposite to antibiotic.
I work in health care.
Remember to feed your probiotics with prebiotics!
Christiann MacAuley, the artist who made this, is on the Fediverse if anyone’s interested: https://mas.to/@xiann
PROBiOTiCS
Well, it’s better than him being in the meat section.
I like to take probiotics while I’m taking antibiotics to see who’s going to come out on top.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out
– Steven Wright
Dude, that’s how black holes start!
New pickup line
Be sure to check the expiration date, lest you need to urgently rectify your mistake
Honestly, it’s fairly safe. A probiotic food is already colonized/being eaten by micro-organisms and they want to keep other micro-organisms out. I’ve eaten a cup of yogurt that was a year past it’s expiration date and only noticed because it was so tangy.
I’m happy to colonize the intestines of anyone who needs it. Just let me know
Heh
Colon-ize
