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Ha! Neither. I work in an ER as a nursing aide, $18/hr which ain’t enough to live on anymore.

I’m at work at 3am…

OG Wolverine pattern

Mac is a flavor of Unix, not that surprising really.

What a fucking douche.

I don’t know how old this comic is but I’ve seen this joke before in another comic.

I like to take probiotics while I’m taking antibiotics to see who’s going to come out on top.

Thank you.

I picked the wrong time of year to quit drinking.

I don’t think an Adam Sandler film has ever grossed a billion dollars so it seems the cartoon protagonist is in the minority.

This is an astounding level of bullshit even from a country that gives its full throated support to anyone with a net worth in the 7 figures or greater.

At least $20

but waited until she was 9 to ‘consumate’ the marriage.

So he was a gentleman.