The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
When they’re getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
I’ll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel
There’s not a restaurant built that I can’t fly - Zap Brannigan
She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!
"You can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music’
“I could if you hadn’t turned on the lights and shut off the stereo.”
Robot house
Nibbler: It’s a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time… and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.
Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.
I’ve been known to day, “I did do the nasty in the past-y,” when I discover I’ve made a mistake.
“We know nothing about their history, their language, or what they look like, but we can assume this: they stand for everything that we don’t stand for. And also, they told me you guys look like dorks.”
THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS!
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
This isn’t a productive area of discussion.
Got to do a bad Kissinger expression while you say it.
The butter in my pocket is melting!
Don’t you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
“What are those disgusting creatures?”
“Those are the Grungalungas.”
“Tell them i hate them.”
Bender: “So people will actually pay money to find love…? I have an idea, an idea so genius…” gavel sounds “Stupid anti-pimping laws!”
“Bender we love you!”
Shut up baby. I know it
Gundersons Nuts! They’re Nut so good!
I’m Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.
Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C’MON!
Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But…
Once And For All.