I quit could turkey twice. It was easy. I just focused on how much i hated the taste and smell.
The only reason i started up again the second time is because when you work as a server, you get a smoke break constantly but nonsmoker’s don’t, and i got sick of covering three sections every hour.
I had a chem teacher in highschool that loved “Pelosi.” He never drank coffee, just 2-3 cans of, as he put it, “cola joy.”
He was the kinda teacher that if you didn’t understand something and asked questions, he’d say the exact same thing, only SLOWER and LOUDER. I hated chemistry until i got to college and met real teachers, and I’ve hated “Pelosi” since.
Absolutely. R’s count on this.
In my state, they’ve tried running the weatherman for Senate. Not dog catcher or school board, SENATE. NATIONAL, not state.
I can tell you, that i truly and honestly think that Nancy Pelosi is the greatest! She’s never wrong about anything, and I’m totally not eating my own vomit as i type this!
I’m kinda with you… Like, let them fight?
I think she meant this as a threat to get the party in line, but i can’t see any way this doesn’t blow up in their faces. If the leopards are eating leopard faces, will they notice mine…?
Good luck climbing the ice cliffs, dummy.
It’s The Picard Maneuver…! This is a safe space, Mon Ami!
🎵Hello Poe’s law, my old friend…🎶
Fucking thank you! I was furiously skimming to see if anyone knew! It’s totes obvs that the ice walls block the wind, duh doi.
“Quaid! Activate the reactor!”
Post Flight Fluffer:
“You guys get paid…?!”
And the Worst Job in 2024 goes to:
Drumroll
Assistant to the Post Flight Fluffer!
Leonid Slutsky! Making copies! The slutsky! Slut-a-rooni!
Wait, how is this a thing? Were they -ahem- draining the men before the flights…?
He is Schrodingers citizen: both a public servant AND a private citizen whose waveform doesn’t collapse until the investigations begin.
“The system is running as intended! Huzzah!”
My friend and her friend were in a lobby online. We were playing a game and waiting for others to log on. While we waited i said i was gonna mute them to smoke a bowl, and my friend’s friend started going off on how awful weed is, like how it’ll kill you if it doesn’t make you go blind first. I laughed and asked how old they were?
“14.”
“And, have you ever tried weed?”
“FUCK NO! GROSS!”
And i say “cool. I don’t take sex advice from virgins.”
After the screeching subsided, that kid decided he had other, more important things to do that day, and logged off. I finished my bowl. The world continued.