Several months back, when I told my sister that one of the reasons I’m planning on moving out of South Carolina is because where I’m moving to (Puerto Rico) has a medical weed program that I’m eligible for since I have Autism and ADHD, she told me that medical weed was laced with fentanyl.
My friend and her friend were in a lobby online. We were playing a game and waiting for others to log on. While we waited i said i was gonna mute them to smoke a bowl, and my friend’s friend started going off on how awful weed is, like how it’ll kill you if it doesn’t make you go blind first. I laughed and asked how old they were?
“14.”
“And, have you ever tried weed?”
“FUCK NO! GROSS!”
And i say “cool. I don’t take sex advice from virgins.”
After the screeching subsided, that kid decided he had other, more important things to do that day, and logged off. I finished my bowl. The world continued.
This story makes you both look like absolute morons.
And then everyone clapped. Their name? Alberts Einstein.