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As a woman, you are 100% right.

Size queens are mostly for porn, and a small percentage of people in real life.

Mine is “Dogs.” The combination of the message and the barking in the solo is just…

Wow.

What a defense (that makes you a worse person.)

God I love Pink Floyd!!

I’m just putting this out there.

If I was married to a man, and we were about to divorce, I would 100% be willing to go along with him faking his death so I could collect his life insurance, and then I’d split it with him 50/50.

Do not gather a group of like-minded people and go together.

She needed just one good screw.

“A comical arrest of a gentleman” is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.

Not communicating is violence now?

Eschew. Materials.

I really enjoyed explaining to a friend that the headline about outlawing child genital mutilation was referring to circumcision.

…that was sarcasm.

Become ungovernable.

Oh my God I want it so bad.

I never owned my own copy of Wind Waker. I borrowed it when I was a kid from a friend and then later I played the Wii-U version from a different friend. Now that I’m like, an adult (more or less) with my own console, I want a copy for myself. And also I want to play it again. Man! Love that game!

Probably not those things then, huh?

In the early 2000s working for a major telecommunications company we were told that it took 10 positive experiences to hear back from someone (who was happy with what you did,) but for negative experiences, it averaged less than 3.

I don’t know if that’s a universal rule or what but I always operate on the assumption that people love to bitch more than they love to praise.

It’s a direct quote from the lobster himself, so it must be true!

I’ve been curious about trying XV for a while, but your comments could’ve been written by me, and now I know I need to try XV. Thank you!

(Special shout-out to that dude who defended XIII by saying the sequel makes it worth it. I’m still mad over that argument. If I hated the first game, why should I pay money for a chance to like it’s sequel?)

That line is the Trope Namer for, That Makes Me Feel Angry!

(Warning. That is a link to tvtropes. If you value your time, don’t click that link!)

“Attack of the Clothes” had an ending that I really appreciated.

That is John Fucking Zoidberg, and he deserves more respect.