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Please don’t nominate him for anything else. He resigned from Congress. This could be incredibly hilarious.
Edit: and if any Democrat on the ethics committee doesn’t leak the report they should all be primaried and removed from their posts.
He’ll make a run for governor. DeSantis is term limited and his seat is up in two years.
Note that while he resigned from this current Congress, he did get reelected to the next Congress, so he’ll still be a US rep in Florida once the session starts in late January. Just kind of an extended two month vacation really.
Maybe not, according to https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/11/21/us/trump-gaetz-news/5e296b83-bf2f-50cc-96b8-5049b764b8a9?smid=url-share:
Absent extraordinary events, we do not expect to see Gaetz back in the House next Congress. When he submitted his resignation to the House last week after being tapped for attorney general, he wrote: “I do not intend to take the oath of office for the same office in the 119th Congress.”
It is always possible that Gaetz can invoke the ancient privilege of “SIKE!!!” And take it all back. But then the ethics report will get released…
Unfortunately for him I mumbled “no takesies backsies” when he resigned so that’s off the table
Ah, but did Mike Johnson have his fingers crossed when he accepted Beavis’s resignation?
He’s clearly the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
Wouldn’t that mean the house investigation can be resumed? I don’t think he wants that.
It can be, but it won’t be
They are counting the media interest will die out. That’s why this should be released NOW not having any delays. Those are only to wait for things calming and then quietly dismissing it.
I’d imagine he won’t get nominated for anything else per se, but he’ll just be a senior advisor or some bullshit. He’ll absolutely still be in the white house, in Trump’s ear.
he is scared of a moral report that would go public if he is part of the kabinet. so no he wont get any other positon, if he wants to try to lie the pedophelia away.
Cool, hope he dies.
Please just slink into the shadows never to be heard from again. Besides him being a pile of shit I can’t stand that dudes fucking face.
The shadows of a prison cell is what id prefer
i wonder if he’s going to transition into being another annoying right wing pundit. he was always more of a talker than a doer in the house, and i can’t imagine him going back there because of the pending ethics report. maybe he’ll take pete hegseths place on fox news
Trump should have picked a Senator if he wanted to put a Pedo at AG. Nobody would be investigating a Josh Hawley or Ted Cruz nom.
That’s kind of expensive though, making an international call to Cancun.
It’s gonna be my pillow guy, hulk hogan, or kid rock.
Aww this clickbait headline got me, I thought he was withdrawing from life :(
Gaetz practices withdrawal method.
The people he prefers to fuck don’t have to worry about pregnancy for a bit.
Alright Marjorie Trailer-Queen, time to nut up (🤮 sorry) and leak (it keeps getting worse) that incriminating info about your fellow GOPedo colleagues that you were so brazen about earlier
She never had any intention of releasing anything. She was trying to keep the Gaetz report from coming out.
She got a hush appointment so she won’t be talking about ethics reports anymore.
In fairness, he probably said that to her, too, and she still ended up fucked.
He REALLY does not want that ethics probe released. Which means we absolutely should.
My conspiracy theory is that he wasn’t a serious contender for AG. He got the nom which allowed him to resign from Congress. This forced the ethics committee to stop investigating him because he was no longer a member.
While he was a contender for AG, the Senate pushed for the release of materials anyway. Gaetz withdrawals from consideration, making the report moot.
This has Bannon written all over it.
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This is going to end up being the worst news and democrats always forget this. Trumps next pick will be worse. It’ll be somebody effective, but awful. He’ll find some MAGA nut job that’s basically hitler ideology with an actual law background and years on a bench. I was hoping dems would back Gaetz a bit because he’s so utterly stupid at least it would shield us for a while.
But now who will be the more dangerous but more palatable nominee that Gaetz was running a screen for?
Guiliani.
no, see, in Trump’s head, Guilliani is a loser because he couldn’t escape having his stuff taken by the law
My money is on Paxton.
I appreciate the thought you put into it, but my God that was difficult to upvote
Yeah, I’m just up voting you instead.
Can they just release the report? Why is this guy still walking around free?
I have a suspicion the House is holding it over his head to keep him from swearing in for the next congressional session. He won his election this year, so he could just simply re-jiin the House even though he resigned for this term.
Next nominees, Lionel Hutz.
Oh no i had the Gestapo on my bingo card
Don’t you mean gazpacho?