Wise and the Folletts: Masters of the Metal.

Girl… you know all my possés are commitatus.

Acceleration vs. Velocity

I imagine the population of New Mexico is going to swell quite a bit in the next four years.

Getting booted from Coast to Coast didn’t do him any favors.

Seraphina

I came here to chew bubblegum and vote against my own interests.

And I’m aaaaaaalll out of bubblegum.

A child rapist that never passed the Bar would be a bit of a tough sell for AG.

George Foreman once described Mike Tyson as a “cross-town bus in boxing trunks”.

Same as the old boss…

Give 'em an Archie Slap for even suggesting that shit.

It’s Warframe for folks who aren’t foot fetishists.

Ultimate goth cred is having permanatly black fingernails from radioactive fallout.

Diamonds… come on.

Hence the grudge.

No, you’re thinking of your ass.

Why do your job when you can just hold a grudge against the Democrats? I hope whoever suggested Garland is working at a capital starbucks now.

Seriously… it’s the Mirror Universe West Wing.

No such thing as a Huckabee either.

Good news for South Dakota, moderately okay news for me…