Another insightful deep-cut article from my favorite columnist Captain Obvious

Alright Marjorie Trailer-Queen, time to nut up (🤮 sorry) and leak (it keeps getting worse) that incriminating info about your fellow GOPedo colleagues that you were so brazen about earlier

Only 4? God I wish I had your optimism

Polymath probably taking bets on how long McConnell has left before suicide by defenestration+2 bullets to the back of the head

Yeah man, let’s just agree this sucks for anyone with any degree of empathy.

I’m white, grew up in Florida and got to witness Bush v Gore firsthand as a teen, the psychic damage messed me up so bad, enough to the point where I started to pay attention and be more politically active.

I’m casting a vote against fascism and racism - We’re in this together

I know, I just hate that this is my headspace regarding what are supposed to be free and democratic elections. It’s an existential kind of dread, and it fucking sucks

I hate that the Orwellian thought of ballot boxes requiring armed guards just entered my brain, because it just did. It goes against everything democracy is supposed to be, but this is where American fascism has led my thoughts to rot

This pregnant woman has bigger balls than Bezos, what a fuckin legend

Great, now how many innocent civilians were part of the collateral damage?

Walz singlehandedly unified the Dems in a day with AOC and that scum ass Manchin endorsing him. That’s fucking crazy