I am so conditioned to Heathcliff without Heathcliff that I was genuinely confused to see him there.

Open the car doors, HAL.

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This is gold.

Do mending so the car fixes itself every time you hit a pedestrian

In case you were also wondering:

This newly uncovered button command allows players to exit any stage and return to the game’s map screen, even if they haven’t completed the level yet.

The Cheat Code:

To activate this cheat, players need to pause the game and press the following sequence:

Right + Y
Left + A
Up + B
Down + X

You gotta make sure to leave room for the crucial bean antenna

their insides look like a mix of their outsides and their personality

This wins 🏅

I love this so much

And then you hit ¶ and you see how it was done

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All I think of is this now