Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I’m in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn’t give a shit about me.

If a great Dane is a dog, how imagine what a regular Dane must be like.

Ok but human bites are actually very dangerous and at risk for infection. He should be very glad he did not get bit by a human child

Is this the modern “dumb blonde” joke, re-imagined?

Sure looks like it.