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This might be the worst timeline. This man shouldn’t be anywhere near power.
Easier for him to be a pedo!
There goes the Google monopoly case.
I had to double-check that this fucker was actually even an attorney
So a pedophile sex trafficker runs the justice department.
I expect a slew of resignations. Probably exactly what Trump wants anyways.
If you get enough resignations, the department is unable to operate, because those empty roles are going to get filled with more people who are so stupid they can’t even crime correctly.
Widespread incompetence may be our only hope.
That’s honestly what I’m hoping for too. If anyone can fuck this up, it’s Trump and his administration.
My perspective is that in his first term, he rewarded loyalty but also attempted to place some pieces based on merit. He learned that he needed more loyalty to do what he wanted, (Pence wouldn’t do what trunp wanted on j6), so he’s going all out loyalist this go around.
Hopefully yall are right. They incompetence is so great they’re wildly useless. Because we’ve already seen they’re will be no consequences for their actions
jesusfuckingchrist the “moving to Mexico” thing was a joke. Every day it becomes less of a retirement fantasy and more of a survival plan.
I’m wondering what position MTG is gonna get now… ain’t too many people kissed his ass more than that thing has…
PR for the white house
I hope MTG gets national security advisor. If we’re going full farce, might as well make it funny.
🤣 🤣 🤣
Director of National Intelligence.
Because lasers.
Holy fucking shit… Never mind.
He picked tulsi gabbard.
What in the fucking ever living fuck?!
I guess MTG gets interior or some shit.
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MTG was scooped for DNI by Tulsi Gabbard, which is significantly worse. Maybe MTG can head up NOAA so she can use the weather control devices to put the hurricanes and tornados in California rather than the red states with weather and geography conducive to their formation.
Russia has officially taken control of the US government.
I’m very curious. What do these chodes expect to happen after 2028? Depending on how bad they fuck things up, I can see a state level push for retribution and vengeance on some of these fucks. They might be somewhat untouchable while herr trump is still in office. And I’m holding out a sliver of faith in humanity that trump trying to push for a third term will be met with adequate resistance to prevent it.
What do these chodes expect to happen after 2028?
Uh, nothing bad? Just like after screw-ups doing COVID-19?
America collectively has the attention span of a flea, and an even shorter term memory. No one even cares about what happened in 2016-2020 anymore
From trump’s talk before the election, I don’t think they foresee there will be a 2028 election.
It’ll be illegal not to fuck kids.
To protect them.
How does the old saying go? Sex offenders flock together?
No.
Not the Onion?
Really?
May the women and girls of your country shun you for the rest of your days and beyond, even after the resistance maims, jails, and hangs you.
Well…this can’t go wrong at ALL, can it?
PedoGaetz gonna make a bunch of evidence against him disappear.
Disgusting.
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick for making your sex trafficking charges disappear!
Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, told Punchbowl News she was “shocked” by the pick.
She’ll end up voting for him, I guarantee it.
Collins and Murkowski hate Trump, they’re two of the last surviving Republicans that openly do so. I bet they won’t:
https://www.axios.com/2024/10/27/senate-collins-murkowski-harris-trump
History suggests that if her vote might actually determine whether the confirmation passes, that she will vote for him every single time.
History has suggested over and over that she’s a bit actor in a grand play of scoundrels. Her every utterance is a paltry smokescreen and a gross injustice. This cabinet will be a Who’s Who of vile sludge and Sue Collins will assuredly press her mark to history’s register of villains.
