America stands for freedom, but if you think you’re free trying going into a deli and urinating on the cheese - “Anarchy Burger” by The Vandals

I bet the beancounters don’t like keeping excess capacity ready to go

Sounds like a good way to get the minimum wage to be $50,000 an hour

Forcing people convicted of financial crimes to do community service is a great idea. But like months or years of it. Maybe they’d learn something.

“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”

It’s important that he feels sean

If my ex-wife thought like you then maybe we’d still be together.

On second thought still no

Speak for yourself I’ve got a vasectomy

it’s quite literally biblical drown them in numbers bullshit.

Yes, it’s called (disgustingly) the “Quiverfull Movement”

Makes me glad I never subscribed to Spotify

The third dimension of the political compass is radical vs. moderate. People want more radical change, and the Democrats didn’t meet them there.

Don’t a lot of people who listen to podcasts do so while driving? If so, this is eerily similar to how conservative AM radio brainwashed people who drove a lot, especially in remote areas where FM radio with music wasn’t available.

Since handwashing uses more water than dishwashers your laziness is actually beneficial

Four years of gastrointestinal distress sounds like a good option

If we’re collecting anecdata: My unlimited fiber company (Verizon) hasn’t had an outage in four years

Democrats should have been trying to piss Republicans off for the last 20 years.

I read that as “Trump defiles”

Start billing your job for providing support services to their employees

Downside: Deadly virus that can be transmitted through the air and Dr. Oz in charge of public health

Upside: Blame Canada memes

Oz has been a major supporter of Medicare Advantage, the program’s private sector alternative that has grown in popularity but has come under intense scrutiny for care denials and alleged overbilling.

In case you didn’t RTFA: This is the grift