The one about the end times coming? Seems fitting! Does Christianity even have any other prophecies?
I mean, the one about the Antichrist fooling Christians fits so well that I’d probably believe it’s actually happening if I believed in their bronze age fairy tales to begin with…
There’s the line about the beast that was wounded unto death and yet lived that seems vaguely apropos
13:3:
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
There’s an entire website dedicated to relating each passage in the bible about the antichrist to trump. I don’t remember what the site was, but a quick google search should get the result.
I’ve seen it and it’s damn convincing, pun intended 😁
That is eerily similar. But then again, stuff like this probably also happened 2000 years ago. Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!
How does one doom preps? Chainsaw, shotgun, green armor?
No, that’s Christmas.
Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!
I have some bad news for you about several Olympic events…
So not all Doomsday prophecies were wrong! 😮
It does have grifters trying to “crack a code” in the bible. This “prophecy” is based on one of those grifters’ prophecy.
I believe Trump, Putin, Xi and Netanyahu are the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. So I do believe a prophecy is being fulfilled, although not one worth celebrating.
I grew up in an evangelical community, and Trump fits the exact definition and description of the anti Christ that we were given, even down to his ability to fool Christians into following him.
Name one of the ten commandments Trump hasn’t broken challenge [impossible]
I think he hasn’t killed anyone, but then again what happened with Covid…
You break that one if you get angry at someone
Arguably he’s done that one over and over in his speeches, and with the Central Park Five, and with the other people I’m sure he’s fantasized about killing over the years.
That’s the thing- Murder starts in the heart with anger. It’s the attitude of murder that’s sinful in general. Same with lust being the start of adultery.
I think he hasn’t broken the fifth
“Honor your father and your mother”
Heh.
Prophecy, you say?
Honestly? Wynn didn’t sell Bajor out to the Cardassian Empire.
She did attempt to hand it over to the pah-wraith tho.
And?
Pah-wraiths are Bajoran.
Make Bajor Great Before/Always!
Seeing as the Jesus of the Bible was absolutely a far-left liberal commie bastard by their standards, I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces when they’re the only ones not raptured at the end.
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Pornhub 6:9 - Many will come in my face, saying ‘I’m Batman!’ and they will lead Christopher Nolan astray
…wait how many plagues were supposed to be? I thought we were done with this after the locusts n’ shit.
There’s the part where all the firstborn sons die unless their parents paint the walls with sheep’s blood.
I mean, the book of Revelations is indeed a prophecy.
These people are idiots. It’s all made up crap.
Aha! That’s the second coming?
If things are going my way, it’s God’s prophecies (as interpreted by me) fulfilled.
If things are not going my way, it’s God punishing us for not doing things my way.
Also: if a natural disaster hurts people I don’t like, they’re being punished by God. If it hurts me, God is just testing me.
Indeed, a prophecy fulfilled–Maelstrom. An soon-to-be hypercane, and extinction event. It will eliminate most, if not all life on Earth, due to climate change inaction. Or, abortions. It depends on whether you’re a failed one or not.
My congratulations, America. Bask in your victory, oblivious to the true damnation you have caused. May humanity peacefully protest against the now-inevitable cataclysm you have brought upon yourselves.
Wretches.
