All those billions in aid packages were actually pieces of the Pentagon and the materials/equipment needed to reconstruct it in Kyiv. Thanks to a compromise in Congress, none of the furniture has been shipped over. The Department of Defense, and all other organizations that utilized the building, are currently working in a small collection of decommissioned missile silos. To accommodate this, the missiles they once held have been sold to North Korea in exchange for a copy of Red Star OS so they can continue their war against Poseidon.

You appear to be laboring under the mistaken belief that you’re much more clever than you actually are.