• evidences@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    I can’t wait for the people that are still on the gamer gate wagon to get ahold of one of these games, find out it’s ass, and then claim the only people that don’t like it are the woke mob that kills art.

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      I’m sure he’ll just sue people for not buying it like he’s trying to do with his other products.

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    He really is Schrödinger’s oligarch, both the richest man alive but somehow also a revolutionary fighting against the “system”. Or in other words, he thinks he’s Neo while literally building the Matrix (Neuralink+AI).

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    This will go as well as Grummz’ (aka Bus Guy) new game studio. Also Amazon tried and failed, Facebook tried and failed, Google tried and failed. Non of these Silicon Valley cunts know how to start and run a creative endeavor like a game studio.

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      I’m pretty sure he thinks that if no one is paying attention to him he ceases to exist.

      If he wasn’t such a social hazard his pitiful, immature, and downright pathetic personality would make for great satire content.

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    Yeah good luck with THAT one, Elon. Just another company for you to run into the ground.

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    Oh how i wish he would just shut the ever loving fuck up already. Him and all his little muskrats. Oh what a quiet and peaceful world that would be.

    We are doomed. Doomed i say

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      are you kidding? god, please YES. I can’t wait for the inevitably shitty games this studio would shart out. it’s gonna be like those anti woke cartoons.

      vacuous, cynical rehashing of extremely outdated ideas with zero artistic vision and almost certainly full of stupid references to memes and ancient pop culture? PLEASE LET US HAVE IT NOW

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        The main characters “tag line” it says after a gib is “The cake WAS a lie!” and acts like Duke Nukem, but looks like Elong.

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          Borderlands 2 but every character is claptrap completely unironically and it contains none of the elements that make it one of fhe great games of all time

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            I’m trying really hard not to derail the thread by shitting on Borderlands right now

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        The game will play as primitively as a forgotten shitty early 90s game but somehow need 8gb of hard drive space, 32GB of DDR5 RAM (64GB recommended) and a GeForce 4090 for the minimum settings. It will also look EXACTLY like an early 90s game, with a resolution of 320x240 and not a pixel more! Think God of Thunder but only without the charm, or the fact that it was made by one person, or the fact that the guy put real effort into it. Have a team of thousands who are paid next to nothing to simply train an AI model and call it a day.

        Edit: It will also cost 110$ at launch, cost 0.05$ per minute of play (0.10$ in peak hours), and all purchases in the game require actual real life money to be used to buy doge coin which will actually be the only thing you can use.

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      No, this is great. It wastes Musk’s money hopefully paying people to make something that wouldn’t be otherwise. It doesn’t matter if what comes out is garbage. Just don’t buy it. More of his money needs to be spent helping, and the government won’t do it so the best we can hope for is him just doing it by being a fucking moron.