I speed up shaving by covering the inside of a hockey mask with razor blades and then nod

Republicans spent the most money, and performed the best on, anti-trans ads targeted at white, college-educated mothers (“Kamala is with the they/thems”). Kinda says it all really.

1619?

eat the chewed donut problem solved

by my count only Jack Black isn’t of some sort of athletic body type

in public: foot under partition means I want my dick sucked

at a sex party its the one with the line

not that i play wow but shredders too

It’s a response to a meme going around of a white guy holding up a sign with the text “We can disagree and still be friends.” People are pointing out that the moment Trump got elected the two main right wing “jokes” that happened were school girls being told “your body my choice” and black people being sent anonymous texts telling them plantations were about to kidnap them for cotton picking.

Agreed. Movies and TV have given us understandings of the 1st and 2nd Amendment, and I’d wager that’s pretty much the extent of people’s knowledge of it.

yeah you elect them president instead

you know there are a lot of female spies in real life right?

BFU deez nuts lmao gottem

452 is after 300 so that would be consistent with OP, however, here’s a “source” such as it is claiming her virginity in 150 AD https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_James

OP might be confusing the adipartheos of Mary - the belief that she was a virgin before, during and after the birth of Christ. Some even go as so far as to imply Jesus wasn’t born like a human and emerged in some other way, which I’ll leave to the readers imagination.

I didn’t see this in the other replies: they genuinely don’t believe in government.

Yarvin, Thiel, Musk, Trump all believe the country is best run as a business. By which they mean they can fire you from the country and you have to leave if they don’t like you. It also means that if you make a bad decision and destroy the country because you want to you should be allowed to. However they also believe that because they are rich and powerful it stands to reason, ipso facto, that they got there because they are good at their jobs, therefore it follows any decisions they make are good decisions and thus are the right ones. Those who disagree or would have made different decisions are wrong and bad at their jobs because they are not the president and the president is correct because he’s the president.

they allow food dye so we should end vaccinations for children?

not to mention the squirrel got injured to the point it’s bone was sticking out of its tail and the guy didn’t take it to the vet because they wouldn’t let him keep it as a pet.

stormy Daniels

eh, scientology already did it better

The other part of it is there’s not only one monkey who does Hamlet correct on the first attempt, there’s two, three four, guess what - an infinite amount of them.

And another infinity that get it right after 5 minutes

Another infinity that take exactly 10 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours 4 minutes and 17 seconds

And another infinity that takes one second less than the life of the universe

And another infinity that takes a googleplex of the lifetime of the universe to complete

that’s the point of the thought experiment

Ah yes absolutely no Hispanic, Jewish or Middle Eastern people have the name “Mary” or a close equivalent (Maria, Mariah, Mariam, Maya, Marie, Molly, Maryam…)