I feel like the middle east is sort of just like, haunted, doomed to eternal conflict by malevolent specters.

(Yes, I know those specters are the military industrial complex, colonialism, ancient civilizations, authoritarian rule, oil and natural gas, sectarian divisions, Israel, religious extremeists oh god maybe it is haunted)

Counterpoint, it was already stupid.

I can only pray that they all tear each other to shreds.

“Your organization has blocked this action”

I mean this is my work phone, and I’m trying to copy a customer’s phone number from a spreadsheet to the dialer, but thanks man.

Visually misread the middle panel guy as a doctor and not some douche in a white jacket at first which almost felt like a different type of joke.

Horrible idea: plugin that rounds all numbers up

Is that uh… Is that a lot?

This is fuckin dumb one way or another but if 10,000 fishbucks is a lot factors in a fair amount.

He breaks through the enemy lines, gets coronated… And injected with Estrogen.

I’ll take “shit you shouldn’t be able to patent” for 1000 alex.

You could argue GTA violates this patent, I throw bullets at dudes and it “triggers combat” \s

I mean I looked up the official results of the election on google and if that’s not good enough for you then too bad.

Voter turnout hit an estimated 71% for the November 5, 2024 General Election.

So 3 in 10 people are alright with this, and a few more are psyched about it

More than one in five apparently.

There’s a part of me that just hopes that it’s all been a big smoke screen and that Trump doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of and he just gets fucking pancaked in the vote.

I’m not confident that this will happen though which is scary.

I’m thinking Nov 4th or something. Like, before a great deal of the votes have been cast, or today even.

I know beyond a certain point his VP would probably just be it

As much as I’d love it for him to stop being a threat to all that is good on this planet in the most final of ways; We’re still in some deep shit even if he were to drop stone dead right this minute between his mob of dickhead supporters, and his running mate.

…Actually I have to go look up what happens if the president elect dies right before he’s elected.

“PROVE, THAT YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH AND COURAGE, TO BE FREE” They said, shitting on the floor

I hope they included barring them from using scare tactics to try to coerce you to sticking with just google play “TURN ON GOOGLE PLAY PROTECT NOW”

Donald Trump has committed like, a couple dozen political suicides and stood back up, which is fucking alarming.

That’s how all products should be

I think it’s useful for spurring my own creativity in writing because I have a hard time getting started. To be fair to me I pretty much tear the whole thing down and start over but it gives me ideas.