An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman walk into a bar and immediately begin urinating into their foam seats.

“What are you doing!?” exclaimed the barman.

The Irishman zips up and relies, “it is my Celtic birthright to mark my territory from foreign invaders.”

The Englishman zips up and replies, “it was like that when I got here”.

The Scottishman zips up and replies, “what does it look like I’m doing you daft cunt?”

That’s pretty thoughtful to put drink dispensers next to portapotty’s.

You have not peed in enough bars, friend. Once the conversational juices get flowing, people sometimes follow you in to the toilet to keep the conversation going.

Lmao, of course there’s a relevant SNL

Okay I must admit that the Geometry nodes + Grease pencil is a powerful artistic style

It’s a good thing that free discussion doesn’t equate a mindless popularity contest. Oh wait, on Reddit it does, my bad …

how the hell did this get 51 upvotes

I don’t get this comic. The text is fine, but it has literally nothing to do with the characters or the coffee shop they’re in

I guess the story is that the blond girl had a previous conversation with the brunette pair about freaking out about the actions of humanity, followed up by days of silence, and then a tentative message to meet up in a coffee shop somewhere to discuss, or maybe she just bumped into them unplanned (hence the laptop?)

What is even the story here?

Give me all the Toy Story Films, plus a 2 week amnesiac pill every 2 weeks. I’ll be fine

The sheer number of penises starring in that film

Trolley problems can be directly mapped to those “would you rather” drinking games. e.g. Would you have sex with your dad to save your mum’s life?

The question is meaningless in a normal context, the answer is meaningless in a normal context, but it’s fun to explore your limits in strange circumstances, no?

Agency might matter depending on societal context. 5 hot guys might be worse than 1 hot guy in a world with limited resources, for example.

Everyone knows that 5 of something is usually better than 1. The dilemma comes from finding a situation where that might not be true, and therein exploring some quirks of our own humanity.

It goes too far when people interpret these quirks as fundamental human traits, but there is genuine merit in testing oneself with fun hypotheticals

And then Android is a Starbucks cup.

That does Android a huge disservice. Android is a well made Nescafe. It’s not the coffee of your choice, but it is stable and reliable, and doesn’t make a fuss if you pour other coffees into it.

That’s just pretentious, man. You do that for the musafir but there’s no way you use that impossible to clean cezve on a daily basis.

Here, use this:

A teaspoon for every little cup of water. Heat it fast until it simmers, stir like crazy for two minutes, pour, then let it froth slightly, then pour again.

I use Arch and Debian depending on what I think is easiest.

Oh I see, you enjoy licking the boot of Big Tea…

(yes im joking)

war-stir-shar

Well, I hear you. The NHS was dependent on an international talent of overworked nurses who dried up once Brexit went into effect. That indeed would have suffered regardless under any government. But cutting benefits, awarding billions of taxpayer money to non-existent PPE firms, and generally spitting on the public could have been mitigated I feel

I liked the soft gradient XP icons, though maybe that’s just the nostalgia talking

My name’s Eddie, I like Spaghetti

Hey. That bug’s name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.