unalivejoy

He’s watching the podcast live.

They’ll end up demanding to see a birth certificate, which is not a historical document, can be updated, and often has errors.

You traded your hub caps for data caps.

At least this one has actual actors.

… They are actual actors, right?

Make a right turn, cut through Mr Robinson’s back yard.

Not to play Devil’s advocate, but didn’t the onion basically pay with an IOU?

If he could spell it, it’d probably be Dr Frankenstein

There’s also the third option of “They agree 100%”

I mean, some US states have lower… We need to work on it.

What about “gets my coffee from the free barista at work”?

What about people who prefer tea?

Wait, was Captain Kirk a villain?

Elon is that one guy who invited himself to the party and won’t leave even when all the other guests have left.

In my state, independents can vote in any party’s primary. There’s basically no benefit in registering with a specific party.

And a tv celebrity is going to be the commander in chief. This isn’t surprising.

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I love French strings in Python.

fr"Hello, {name}!"

Jokes on you, I’ve been edging all day.

Jokes on them, Edge doesn’t respect my GTK theme.

Aaaaaaaaa