I don’t like it, put the jpeg back in it please

That’s not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it’s because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they’re family so that doesn’t count

Everybody knows why, it’s because instead of buying a house, they’re buying avocado toast!

/s if that somehow wasn’t obvious

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Who knows, maybe they’ll go the joker route and make it a musical

Hey don’t slutshame, let’s keep this a hotplug-positive community

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

A billion of those and you’re still not even close to paying off that fine

Doesn’t matter to reddit as long as the advertisers still pay them though

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

Yes

It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code

“did you pack this bag yourself?”
“Yes?”
“Then why is there a tactical nuclear warhead in the left pocket?”
“Ah shucks”

I thought those were quite robust, i heard of one being submerged to a depth of 3840 meters and surviving

I like my distance estimates the way i like my toilet paper

rough

A pile of money on fire

And then Apple refusing to repair it due to “water damage”