Yes.

No.

Or, doctors could all just stop seeing and treating the legislators and their families.

The DNC brain trust is already claiming that they should go further to the right

This’ll be stalled until late January, and then it will go away

oh, it’s ok, he learned his lesson.

~12 minutes later~

-Susan Collins, probably

It’s almost not worth thinkin’ about

Disparaging Canadian geese does tend to get them riled

American here: genuinely, I would appreciate it if you did.

Tbh it should be an invite-only caucus

Bro a child rapist just got elected to the presidency

He may have definitely resigned to avoid a damning ethics report.

Scholz (the spineless fuck) has already reached out to Putin.

“Merrick Garland’s DOJ cleared Matt Gaetz and didn’t charge him. Are you alleging Garland is part of a cover-up?” a spokesperson for Gaetz said Friday.

I mean… you said it, not me. But now that you mention it, and in the context that Garland also deferred the investigation for two fucking years… yeah, maybe. Who fucking knows at this point?

But to be perfectly honest, I expect this will all be swept under the rug, just like all the Trump cases. So good job slow-walking everything, Garland, you fucking quisling.

I, too, have unlocked the secret 6th stage of grief: gallows humor

This is why I’m holding out hope that Sanders is working on the foundation of a new party. The DNC is clearly not the way forward, and doesn’t look like they’re going to pull themselves out of their death spiral.

Jesus. They’ve learned nothing:

He added, “Trump really kind of ran up numbers everywhere, you know what I mean? There was clearly a strategy not focusing on one place or another. And as a party we have to do that.”

THATS NOT WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED.

Trumps numbers barely moved.

Harris’s numbers PLUMMETED compared to Trump’s 4 years ago. Start there. That’s where you need to start this postmortem.

This is bending the knee

Optics. Because we’re the ones launching them.

Oh god now I remembered that whole episode. Guess we have more of that sort of shit to look forward to 🫠