Anyone can cut conjoined twins in half

As if it wouldn’t be explained away as either 1) a hoax or 2) a conspiracy brought on by one’s political rivals

“The anonymized face blends seamlessly into its original photograph…”

Um… yep

The 3.2B part seems needlessly hyperbolic

Dr. Phil, then

Terrorists or fascists seems more appropriate.

But what happens when they need to process all that ass?

Hopefully not at the same time

I have had it with these motherfcking mealworm larvae that are capable of consuming polystyrene on this motherfcking plane!

Not to rain on your (already overwhelmingly underwhelming) parade, but how long do you think the progress made on Right to Repair will last?

The best part of this is that every search you run has the same environmental impact as clearcutting the Amazon

Let’s arm the children so they can patrol the ballot boxes.

/s because you can never be sure when one of the dumbest things you’ve suggested may become a talking point and then official policy

Then who makes all those pee bottles?

Not even “pseudo-”… well done