I think that’s just the sound Goofy makes.

Not even Randall Munroe had the guts to attach Orion’s dick in his drawings.

I like to jump out of bed and put weight on the leg.

That is if my blanket doesn’t trip me.

It feels like I’m thirty years too young to get these jokes.

The low eyebrow looks strikingly neanderthal.

Psst. We don’t do logic here.

every developed country in the world casts itself as the greatest country on earth

Not Germany.

For once.

And for the time being.

Is that Tom Scott from the future?

As an individual, when you’re presented with the choice of giving up yourself for the rest of mankind, don’t you think 10 minutes (minus the time it takes to receive the call) is a bit tight to think about it?

Not for me. Did you maybe find an easter egg?

Null pointer – sends the victim on a quest they can never fulfill.