Who on earth worries about bandwidth nowada… Oh, them. Lol 😂

If you dunno how to switch that off in 3 clicks you should probably stay away from computers mate lol

That’s nice dear

Sticks it on fridge door, tousles hair

I’ve been using Kobo for a decade, never had a problem loading any type of file.

The first one I got was crap; the casing fell to bits. They sorted their shit out in the last few years and now I have a Clara E and it’s honestly fantastic

Leak

“Advert” is the word btw

Every time I see a Linux user’s criticism of a problem with Windows, it’s the kind of thing your grandma asks you to fix for her and takes ten seconds 😂

Calling Windows unstable in this day and age is fucking laughable too. If your installation is unstable, it’s either you or your hardware

That’s what I was aiming at

Miso ANGRY

He seems to have astonishing balance for someone with one leg

I know! It’s not like they have some of the best chefs on the planet

If you knew about cooking, you’d know slow roasting is better for caramélisation than frying

Recipes can be improved upon in other ways than adding butter and high fructose corn syrup

I never thought I’d see the day

When someone writes a poem

The first thing that we say to them

Is “Did you use an LLM?” :(

If a poem neither rhymes nor scans,

Sorry for my spite

It’s no longer poetry

It’s someone talking shite

A bit more of a de-developing country

And no, I don’t have a stutter

60% keyboard

Im j st im g n ng yo r typ ng loo s lik th s

An entire country of fucking cowards 😂

I’ve noticed in recent times

Poetry doesn’t rhyme

And even when it can

It doesn’t scan

It’s shit, it’s true

I blame haiku

Nope, try this one - https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/french-onion-soup-recipe

It’s divine

Definitely don’t Google “2K spray paint” because it’s impossible to remove and you can seriously damage surveillance devices with it, like cameras and stuff I dunno

Just a lot more gun-owning cowards

Oui, il m’arrive d’inventer des choses pour le plaisir ;)

The cleaner used to be called Jif, it’s been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where “Jif” is slang for a condom lol