See the poodle on my noodle

A court hearing is typically held after a bankruptcy auction to finalize the winning bids and sales, and to hear any objections, so the process in Jones’ case hasn’t strayed far from the usual — yet.

We’ll see about that pretty soon.

Proposal: the onion employs Dan and Jordan on their new network and let them continue knowledge fight on Infowars.

I will die of laughter if Dan really gets Alex’s desk.

Omfg I didn’t even think about that possibility, that would be perfect, if Dan really gets Alex’s desk I am gonna explode with laughter.

Best news in days, good job onion, I can’t wait to hear Jones’s spin on this.

the matrix can’t handle this much ass

The ram is already full with rendering Carrie-Annne Moss’s leather pants.

'll just go find the next gas station crackhead, do some meth with them and ask them about their worldview, that honestly seems like more fun.

Like, you have higher survivability odds in the back of the plane

But when you’re sitting in the front during a crash the snack cart comes by one more time.

I mean…at least they were dead? That’s a courtesy some of Weinstein’s and Epstein’s victims had to take in their own hands.