The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron
Eee! They named the parent company after the evil corporation parent company in The Onion Movie! That makes me unreasonably happy! 😂🥰
It was originally created for the satire book Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America’s Finest News Source
This is some next level meta.
Hello, Based department?
As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWarswarehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.
This is so unreasonably fantastic hahaha
Oh this is great. I can’t wait to see how it turns out. I truly hope there are some confused idiots when it switches over, although they’ll probably believe everything and not recognize that it’s satire.
This is the most patriotic thing I’ve heard in quite some time!
I need an explanation of Infowars. I’m guessing it’s something that really needs made fun of.
It absolutely is. It’s basically a ragebait propaganda machine.
Well, it was.
are they gonna post info about wars?
Just like all the information on onions they put out last decade and a half
Honestly using Infowars to raise awareness of gun violence in a satirical way with help from Everytown is such a middle finger to Alex Jones and I’m all here for it
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
Goddamn, I was sure I ate the onion on this one.
This is probably the best possible outcome.
This is such a funny dream. It would be really funny if I wake up and this turns out to be true
At least their fables are obvious
I initially thought this was going to be an onion article, but here we are. Class.
This is great
it’s hosted on the onion, and i’m unsure if I’m eating it.
infowars is down, I think its real
“…they [Infowars] strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal.”
What a fantastic read.
I had hope that the onion would buy infowars and just post all factual news about the presidents antics on info wars and keep the onion satire. But then I realized that would be too good.🤞🏼
That and The Onion could never outperform info wars in terms of absurdity… Still…
