Lemminary

Did he pardon anyone who participated in Jan 6?

That cat ain’t look right. It’s a cain’t.

I was born cynical but him making a fuss has other motives but I’m not that clever. Is he trying to become a martyr? He spends thousands per moth, he can afford another set, no? He has hidden money everywhere.

My cat will knead and then perch herself on my stomach. But don’t I dare lay a finger on her or she’ll move to the chair. 🤷‍♂️

Wait, you’re mocking “both sides” after saying that about Harris? I’m so confused.

Tbf, Trump’s allies tend to be both. The Venn diagram is almost a circle. 😅

Being smug doesn’t sting. Pay attention to what I’m criticizing, please.

I know you have your talking points and want to get to them but we’re talking about something else here. I have nothing against veganism but I do have plenty to say about the stupid fan club.

Is it now? Aren’t they dead by then?

I’m just saying, accusing people of enjoying torture is exactly the smug attitude I’m criticizing. You can take your better-than-thou attitude and shove it.

It’s not the message, it’s the delivery.

Breaking news: hunger is solved by people furiously typing at their keyboards.

You’re right, tho. But what are we gonna do about the smugness?

Maybe I copy-pasted it from the deepest entrails of my brain. Who knows? Even I can’t tell ya.
But I did think of it, reworded it, and then edited it, so…

Are they not vegan? But if it talks and walks like one…

Also, holy shit the Avengers assembled.

Can’t say I like it having never done it. I gather you don’t recommend it?

Yep, all that is relevant because neonatal children drink cow milk, and that ties into the original conversation so you have a reason to say it and not just to be spiteful, right? We’re not desperately grasping at straws here, right?

Ciao. Au revoir. Soyounara. Adiós.

Yep sure, We’ll all die eventually. Sorry you have to hear that, maybe I should use spoiler tags so you can avert your delicate eyes.

Also, I’m so sorry your child–who won’t be in the US btw–has to suffer with the rest of the milk-chugging American children across the sea. Maybe your child is psychic, idk. It’s simultaneously a mystery and a tragedy.

It is clear from what you have said

You got the wrong impression but it’s not my delusion to undo.

Feel free to surprise me and actually talk about why you actually do care about the lives of the very much non-fictional children like my own child.

I don’t have to. I do but I don’t have to for your capriciousness.

Tell me you’re still trying to put words in my mouth again without telling me you’re trying to put words in my mouth again.

Try harder, dude, it’s so obvious.

Expecting me to know that you’re not being serious by osmosis doesn’t work. Sorry.

Exactly, so why don’t you ask first if I am serious? And why try to tack on some meaning that wasn’t there from the start? I wasn’t joking, that was all you trying to be psychic. Don’t blame me.

why do you think any of this makes me feel better about myself?

Virtue signaling is my first guess. Also, you probably think it’s kinda fun to dunk on someone you think is dumb, wrong & serious, idk, I’ve seen you reply to others like that.

you were mocking me for worrying about children

If you want to be that obtuse, sure. I was mostly laughing at the old American tradition of bringing up the damn children for everything but whatevs.

you showed your hand by not even addressing that

Yes, that’s how that works. 😂🤣 I gotta be guilty of something, right? Just pull the blame out of a hat–it was me, I did it, yes. It was my fault that I forgot to soothe your fears because I was distracted by the overstuffed words in my mouth. I’m also sorry that my world doesn’t revolve around you. It’s truly despicable of me, I’m sorry.

You’ve made it abundantly clear that you could not give less of a shit if my or anyone else’s child in the U.S. dies

And you’ve made it absolutely clear that you don’t care about being subversive by undermining a conversation. Or that you’re an absolute drama queen who expects others to cater to you after you come after them.

I’m glad we each got our conclusions in before we parted ways. Idk, maybe you wan to go ackshually someone else.

I’m not mocking you for worrying about children, I’m mocking you for being facetious and ridiculous and taking a comment at face value. I though you were more astute than that.

my own very much not imaginary child is queer is why we’re emigrating to the UK

Bruh, everyone has seen your damn post and we know you’re leaving. Are you trying to brag or what? Because you pulled that out awfully fast and without prompt.

hilarious joke.

When did I say it was a joke? I said it was “meaningless rhetoric to express frustration”. I’m pretty sure you tacked that on like you did with the imaginary children. And why are you trying to be subversive and putting words in my mouth, huh? Think I’m just gonna let you?

Just admit that you tripped up and you decided to ackshually me to feel better about yourself. It’s ok.