Yeah, those POS kids can suck my whole asshole

Lolololololololol

True, but in this Trump-taint-licking time, the Senate isn’t going to object to anyone

Yeah, in all seriousness, fuck Oprah completely. Stalwart proponent of grifters, pedophiles, and rapists.

Like asking billionaires to pretty please stop destroying and start saving the planet while I recycle my recyclables? Yep, pretty sure I’ve done everything in my power. And they don’t care.

Lol having a planet that won’t sustain us because we’re actively murdering it is absolutely the silliest reason ever not to have kids. Go on, progeny! Enjoy your water wars and starvation! It would’ve been incredibly silly not to create you just so you could endure it.

Oh man. You’ve totally convinced me to have kids. 🙄

I dunno about their past lives either, but in this they made the eternal fuck up of wanting to impact American education at a time when the country was sliding into fascism.

Well, I think did nothing and let Vince do whatever he wanted while she signed the paperwork is the more relevant and scarier bit of what you’re responding to and what that person missed. There’s no silver lining to a Yes Man with what these people want to do to education.

So…have kids in a dying world so you have mating success? That’s an asinine reason to procreate.

Incorrect. The biggest reason people aren’t having kids is that the planet is dying and no one can afford them anyway. Life is nothing to do to a person at this point.

Eh, k. Coward garbage humans.* FTFY.

Why would they bomb their own country?

Lol good luck with that

Sure, that’s just a really accessible and recent example of them being massively not adverse to risk.

Aww. One could almost pity them until they remember how screwed they made us all and decide on taking absolute pleasure in them finding out instead.

Uh didn’t the majority of them just vote in a fascist to fuck up their economy and futures? Risk averse my ass.

And how long till it’s under water with no blue state or blue state taxes to bail it out? Same with Florida. Good riddance to a buncha bad.

Swing states might have voted Trump, but those coward tards would follow the money in a secession situation, so I think the majority and their nukes would be on the sane blue side

Eh, get outta here troll baby. Go on git back to reddit.