Eh, it’s kind of a grey area but not really. They also casually fire phosphorus cluster munitions over civilian neighborhoods so following any kind of convention is already defenestrated Russian style.

As for what happens next…probably nothing good now that we let the crazies run the asylum again

Also historically one of the most flagrantly corrupt sports in the world, up next to FIFA

The difference is their interpretation of Islam, and how that impacts the governing.

Ahh yes, religion. You can regulate caffeine and justify beheadings, and give female suffrage! If they don’t agree, you can just sell them to a neighbor

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Well of course, otherwise who’s gonna protect him when it’s his turn to wear the white robe instead of the blue shirt?

To be pedantic, this isn’t Pvt Butz who swore he’d burn the uniform, it’s Col Landa after demanding a house and pension in America for defecting, aka Aldo’s “best work yet.”

#35: Peace is good for business

Have we tried that yet?

You think the Jewish space laser people won’t just immediately start screaming that the Haitians have built a lightning shrine on the island or something like that? We are no longer bound by reality in reporting, much less truth

That’s the most disheartening part for me. I mailed mine in early and tried to convince everyone around me that not voting was worse. Well, this is what we get

They were 19th century steam powered wooden ships. Eventually we just started making the hull out of steel too

Why? Plenty of jr high kids have younger siblings in K-5 and walk home with them every day. The fact that a child entering an elementary school is “suspicious” speaks to how utterly fucked our response to school shootings has become

Took less than that to capture Baghdad. Drop the Rangers off and they’ll be sharing photos of taking a shit in Putin’s dacha by new years

They’ve got the silos for them, sourcing fissile material is my concern

It’s really odd to me that they just quietly conceded and moved straight to complaining about the loss. Conservatives have been screaming about election fraud for years and every accusation is a confession with them…I would not be surprised if the numbers are fictional

Good, sláinte

Mine is: My guy…Pedro hiking through the desert with nothing but half a jug of water and the clothes on his back is not the enemy. The suits shipping labor overseas and still employing undocumented immigrant labor here create this situation and hurting some poor immigrant/refugee seeker doesn’t change anything about that. Punch up not down

Or are you a sniveling bitch

Maybe if it was covered in ketchup like a well done steak

Before Last Week Tonight, John Oliver was on a podcast called The Bugle and I can remember him bemoaning how long US elections were compared to Britain. I wonder how he feels about covering our bullshit all the time now, I imagine similar to the exhaustion that led Jon to mostly retire

Well, the previous govt was pretty shitty leftovers from the Soviet era. Zelenskyy has turned out to not only talk the talk for a tv show but walk the walk and actually lead the country. He knows how fucked this is and is trying to do damage control in hope of keeping the ammo coming. Like most things conservative every accusation is a confession, when Putin talked about de-nazifying Ukraine, they had already done so through the democratic process and put the funny guy in charge.

With the rerun of this administration though, who knows which side we’ll send aid to and there may be someone in Kyiv loyal to Moscow again. I really fucking hope not but this result will likely do more to help the orcs than our new allies.

I’m straight and white, and I am also terrified for my queer friends and family. I figured Israel was always a lost cause but Ukraine is going to be so fucking stupid and painful when they get starved after we offered support.

If you didn’t vote or voted for this piece of shit, FUCK YOU