If I ever decide to have kids then I’m adopting because I can’t in good conscience bring a life into this shitty world

The students calculated that the rocket accelerated to an astonishing 5,283 feet per second.

That’s just over 1 mile per second, insane

It’s smart until I instinctually scroll to the U section only to not find United States

The look of no regrets

“I don’t get paid enough for this”

Yes and that’s jambo in the pic

Live your life but please don’t do that in public for my kids to see

Yet people keep buying from them

Oh I have a +7 to using rope! I use my boots of flying to go alongside the bridge and fix it!

At least 10 witches for that

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No, no I don’t think I will

Absolutely rattled

who’s the bad guy now?

Still Mario, my man Luigi did nothing wrong

My 2 cats fr fr. They’re siblings and they certainly bicker like it

I’m gonna start pushing people out of windows and then blame the Russian government

Our DM (who is awesome and cool) has 2 campaigns going:

The main one for if we all are there

An episodic, side campaign if 1 or 2 people are missing

I know it’s more expensive, but I’d rather get a steam deck and just emulate the games

Think of the rabbits Lemmy

Was fighting a very very big enemy who could attack with claws, tail, and bite. When I (barbarian fighter) got bit, I didn’t even try to escape since it seemed safer inside. I ended up having to do enough damage before the creature realized I was a very spicey snack and threw me up

I’m not mad at the ladies gaming the system, I’m just mad at the system.