Don’t worry about them. They’ll fall into line so very quickly. Again.

How wonderfully appropriate!

Like the election security council from his first term?

Heil Kitler.

Seriously, what is it with so many cats having mustaches?

It’s the Roman Republic all over again. A generation after Julius Caesar did the same, Rome was governed by an emperor.

So the Brigadier will be disciplined, right? Right?

The Red Rooster origin story.

Person woman man camera TV.

Don’t pick your seat in public… Ew!

Everyone drink!

Seems you’re a slow learner, but thankfully you’ve got a patient teacher that will get you well trained.

I thought the picture was cute, but then the caption did me in!

I got invited to one Goof Ball, but never two.

That’s long before the Constitution. At the Founding, you have Congregationalists in New England, Presbyterians in New Jersey and Philly, Quakers in Pennsylvania, Catholics in Maryland, and Church of England and Methodists all throughout. Which denomination should the federal government support? None, they decided.

What, in particular, do we not like about Charley?

I think, ultimately, that denominational infighting is what’s going to sink this.

Isn’t that the original idea behind the Establishment Clause? The founders weren’t worried about religions, but denominations.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’

• Ronald Reagan, 1986.

Many Americans truly believe that all government is actively working against them.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

They need living space!