Life is not Factorio, brah. You can’t just plop a factory down and start production. It will take a decade and cost billions. At which point a new administration will be here and will repeal the tariffs.

Turkey tastes like packing material. We started eating them because we were starving in the wilderness.

Bye, Felicia

It’s gratifying to know you don’t mind recognition for being literally too stupid to vote.

Grow up

Trump can declare whatever he wants. No one is going to listen to him.

Billions got damaged, huh? That sounds serious.

That’s the naivete of the Internet talking. Of course landlords create value; they do so in exactly the same way lenders create value: they absorb risk by amortizing upfront costs and charge a premium to do so.

If you didn’t agree that it’s an ethical way to participate in the economy, say that. Don’t try to pass off a moral judgment as an objective truth.