• AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I loved the abortion

    I could not suspend reality enough to believe she would be up and running around and fighting moments after having her abdomen slit open. Have you ever helped someone recover from a cesarean?

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        3 days ago

        Man, I tried. But after being cut open like that IRL, I just couldn’t. It’s like having a broken limb.

        Forget the pain altogether, shit just doesn’t function when your tendons and bones are cut and snapped.

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      3 days ago

      I’ve had gut surgery, split wide open, couldn’t suspend disbelief on later views.

      But in the theater! LOL, my wife was pregnant with #2 and was seriously unhappy. “Why did you make me watch that?!” Uh, I didn’t know?

      Even better, she was pregnant with #1 when we saw The Mist and all the baby spiders exploded.

      She always said she was gestating an alien. 🤷