“What could Trump do to lower grocery prices?”

Apparently either increase oil production which biden has already done and Harris also talked about continuing, or do two other things that Harris promised to do.

So essentially Trump could have done one thing to lower prices. Lose the fucking election.

Article: “nothing in line with anything he has said or done. But a girl can dream right?”

He could do a price freeze, but that would hurt profits.

Open an only fans account and start racking up the money 🤑💰?

What a shit article. We don’t get to decide what he could or couldn’t do. That’s his fucking job, not ours. And he doesn’t give a fuck what we think anyway.

Man I really love The Onion, so good

Well, he could die, I suppose.