I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She said, I’ve had it comin’ to me
But I wanted it that way
I think that any love is good lovin’
So I took what I could get
Mmh, mmh, mmh
She looked at me with big brown eyes
And said
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet
Here’s something that you’re never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet
I can fix her!
Sea-star Cee-kay? Presumably the oddly named daughter of a disgraced comedian.
(I only joke because I tend to censor myself in the same way.)
The kerning paused me for a second.
Whats her number?
867-5309
This is my ex’s number. Real nice lady Jenny was, I got her number from a bathroom wall, we dated for a while but had to breakup. It was mutual but it still hurts.
Well now I’ve got that song stuck in my head
Jenny got you with the fake number too, huh?
867-5309
Oh damn, a second too slow
Damn you,
stamets! toomanypancakes!
Dude is just glad she’s not the monster cock.
Or maybe she has one anyway ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
