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They stopped coming.

Goodbye.

That’s why I act like I’m pooping. I’ll sit down and make grunt noises while aiming my piss at the side of the bowl so no one hears I’m actually peeing. Because that’s less embarrassing than knowing you all think I’m too afraid to piss in front of you. I even pull toilet paper out and wipe it on my thigh so all you actual Weiner holders believe I’m wiping my ass. Who’s the fool now? Not only was I too afraid to pee in front of you, I convinced you I was taking a manly shit while you probably nodded in approval at the other Weiner holders next to you. Check mate.

I haven’t seen one of those since I was a kid when my redneck racist homophobic dad would drag us to the dirt track to watch other drunk rednecks race each other in their first track cars… Hang on…

We all are. And they knew it.

Pretty sure the Mayans were dead ass on their 2012 thing.

I used to live in England back in 1999-2004 on and off during the summer with my mom. Even then we were a fucking joke. I learned very quickly to lose my Texas accent and just tell people I was Canadian. I literally almost got my ass kicked several times after 9/11 when my fellow Brits found out I was from America. I wasn’t even old enough to vote at the time. I haven’t been back since 2009 but I suspect nowadays they’d just feel sorry for me. I live in California now which is rife with it’s own problems but at least my family and I feel somewhat safer here than in Oklahoma or Texas where we lived most our lives. I couldn’t raise my daughter in Oklahoma and feel that in doing what’s best for her. Plus California is fucking beautiful and there’s so much to do and see! Cost of living is the only downside here for me.

That guy fucks.

In his recreational vehicle.

Oh it’ll drop

I’ve been told since you donate it’s a tax write off for yourself and therefore the company can’t double write it off on theirs. Not sure I believe that these companies follow the rules but that’s what I’ve been told.

Pretty sure that’s what diapers are

They actually just move inside your walls for the most part. Waiting. Plotting. Breeding.

Damn you, stamets! toomanypancakes!

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I just listened to this in bed last night! Great for sleeping. Love this guy.

You’ll find that anywhere. Not just on the Internet, either. Literally, everywhere.

I really enjoyed the style of this show. Was good too.

Or that people aren’t ever in the McDonald’s drive thru

Enough to make a grown man cry

No idea what I just watched but it was hilarious

Newpipe still kicking. Sorry for invidious tho.